A little while ago I was a little bored and I 'hilariously' doctored this photo of my friends at Glastonbury (in classic 'pointing into the distance' style).

My friend George had a particularly big afro at the time, and I thought making it even bigger would be funny.

I was right.

Funnier still, when I sent it round to a few mates including everyone actually in the photo (and this is a good 6 months after the photo was taken), none of them even realised it was photo-shopped at all. Their memory was just of George having really crap hair. The ammeneded version of the photo wasn't any different to how they pictured his hair in the minds.

Never mind George. The ladies all loved it....oh hang on...

Anyway, my mate Pete was impressed by my photoshopping expoits and sent me this photo of him on holiday in Rome.

His Girlfriend didnt want the fat guy on the right to be in it and Pete wanted to 'rub him out'. And also remove him from the picture.

Anyway, i made some throw away comment about how i liked his
t-shirt and that I used to have one just the same until I lost it about a year earlier. I may have also added something about how this was a shame because it was my favourite t-shirt.

We continued chitty chatting and got onto what he had done for his birthday, which had been the night before. We also lamented the fact that we hadn't seen each other since his last birthday (when we went down to stay at his place) and could it really have been a year already, blah blah blah blah.

It was at point I realised that Pete was a T-shirt thief who had been totally busted and I began to berate him, possibly using language not repeatable here.

To be fair he admitted the theft but said he didnt know it was my shirt.....

Oh really Pete !

Pete is very naughty boy. And also a fibber (who also seems to enjoy the 'hands in pockets' pose in photographic situations. I guess he would never have fitted in the glastonbury photo above, it just wouldn't have worked).